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Two Friends Paint the Living Room Pool-Bottom Blue
Read more: Two Friends Paint the Living Room Pool-Bottom BlueHe knows—of course he knows—that we’re breaking the lease agreement. He pretends to be stupid and I pretend to be innocent and our rollers suck and ooze.
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The Shoe Store
Read more: The Shoe StoreIf you can help a man of sixty-plus years shop for Dockers, do. If you can help a suburban mom in athleisure, Windex the mirrors. The moms will leave you in peace.