I came to learn, please don’t kill me.

I can go away until the lecture is over, if you leave the diagrams. I can study them by the light of the Exit sign, you won’t have to leave the lights on. I’ll just wait over here. Don’t worry, I’m not paying attention. Please don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re not that interesting. I’d rather focus on the diagrams if that’s okay.

The TA took the eraser and smashed the fly on the chalkboard. A spot of Guy the Fly remains to this day on the green matte, unlimited in scholastic access.